February 14, 2005

  • Thursday: NEW poems on LordPineapple ‘s site

     

    “Shotover Woods”



    On the edge of Shotover Woods on what was once the main road into Oxford, a dirt path full of water and mud.



    On Summer saturdays children dodge 4×4′s and dogs eat people’s picnics, but today,  the 12th of February, the place is quiet.



    Down into the trees to see the wind creak their old dry bones, for it’s a strong wind today, the sort to send apples into worm’s mouths. This reminds me of West Wales except there is no beach near this muddy lane.



    There is a sand pit for the kids, though not much else for them except hide and seek and nature lessons, yet kids love Shotover.



    Alone, I just keep to the old road, the magic of beach and sand pits at present a thing of my past.



    In the spiky brambles and bracken copses, I can get lost in my heart as clouds dance in the blue skies. The trees are bare and showing old blackened bird-nests. There are very few flowers about, and up here, none. I bet Iffley woods is already celedined and cotsfooted.



    But it is not what I perceive that matters, it’s how I write, write to stop this from being boring, for it’s only about a walk along an old dirt track through an ancient wood.



    A man on a race-horse.



    I stopped writing when people walked past, not that I’ve ever been self-conscieness about writing in public. I’ve known writers who would rather forget their next mastepiece than get out their note-book on a crowded bus or woodland walk. Not I, no wonder I am considered an eccentric!



    Plenty of wild bitds to make up for the lack of flora as I carry on jumping over the mud pools. Did write “rock pools” for I love rock-pools, the bladder-wrack and the jellyfish and the crabs and the little water-insects. Sadly, I need a child with me to look at them unless I act the mad professor and call things by mock latin names like “wow a threesarah clepities!”



    Walking down into Wheatley village for a drink and a bus home. A lot of cars now, so I’ll escape into the woods for a while, to see the holly-bushes and the moss on stones and the broken tree branches. The first shoots of harebells! The beauty is spoilt by a moron with an air rifle. Suppose one gets a lot of that in Texas, “Hey guys I just shot a bigfoot!”



    I can barely hear the traffic in the wind. There is something romantic about trees though god knows what!



    Once again my childhood memories return via Matlock Moor and Cresswell Crags. Climbing tress with Ian Payne, chucking water-bombs at each other. Once Ian missed me and it landed on a man who actually got out a horse whip for us, Ian and I stayed up that tree for a hour before the fool gave up.



    When I was a child there was a lot of hitting of kids. The only “no-no” was the hitting of a girl by a man, so I used to hide behind my sister who was in fact a lot worse than me. She used to say “touch me and I’m telling my dad, he’s a copper!”



    What has that to do with this wood? Nothing. So it’s time to regain the road into the village. Off of the plateau, flowers like snowdrops crocuses and daisies start to appear. A seat! By a post box. I always remember the post box right outside our house in Boughton Cottage, Clowne. I used to put my sweet-papers in it, not through naughtiness but because I was told never to throw them onto the ground.



    Had stopped writing, a pretty girl walked by, no more than twenty. Of course they no longer look at me, but I still look at them, trying not to show my hunger or appear sexist or frightening.



    A house called “Two Hoots” I love house names and as a child collected them. Names then were more important to me than people.



    Went into “The Sun” PH for a pint of Hookies. The toilet-doors have pictures of a ram for the men and an ewe for the women. When I was there, the bar lady just stopped a small girl from going into the wrong toilet. It IS a little confusing, esp for someone with bad eyesight like me!





    That’s all for now. Don’t let the bed-bugs bite.

    Terry.



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    Terry Cuthbert.

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    P.s. It’s nine years now since I received a valentine’s card, and you say I must not call myself a loser.

     

    After my unsuccessful attempt to close this site down I am going to spend more time on it, and I have already wrote the next blog, prob to appear on Saturday, it is about some of the eccentric people that worked on our provincial weekly newspaper.

     

    Terry.

     

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Comments (52)

  • Mickey once told me that he perceived the reason I couldn’t cuss out loud was because words have a powerful effect on me. I am reminded of that after reading your recollections and ramblings about brambles. In your words and sentences, even the ones so foreign to me because of their vernacular quality, I find the loveliest sensations and solace, like “rock-pools” and “blackened bird-nests”.

    Consider my diary to be an infinite Valentine’s Day card in the simplest sense. A child wrestling to understand and communicate affection and emotion.

    Happy Valentine’s Day, Terry,
    Sarahbellum

  • A poem for you this Valentine’s Day by ME!

    If your strength and will
    Were to be embodied in this world
    It would be one of the most
    Perfect and flawless diamonds
    That any eye
    Dead or alive
    Has ever come upon
    And on these pages
    Your many facets
    Shine brilliantly for all to see
    For what Valentine would
    Measure your worth
    Words and pictures do not suffice
    Or come close to measure
    Your significance in this world

    May you have a wonderful day!

  • Terry, I’ve never been out of the US. I must say that I am watching a work of art right now, and hope that before the day is over I can find out if she received the Snoopy and Woodstock card I purchased for her from Hallmark. One thing I hate about Valentine’s Day is the pressure to show someone you are affectionate about him/her in a spectacular way. No one is allowed to be themselves. Who would have thought that Valentine’s Day would become one more celebration for fakes and frauds. Alas, the true meaning of the day is lost. It is something that should have been celebrated every day in a way that uplifts everyone. Bugger that it’s such a marketing tool now. grrr.

    Enjoy the day in which it was intended. Don’t let the commercial trappings bog you down. I’m not.

    Later.

    Jim

  •  stopped writing when people walked past, not that I’ve ever been self-conscieness about writing in public. I’ve known writers who would rather forget their next mastepiece than get out their note-book on a crowded bus or woodland walk. Not I, no wonder I am considered an eccentric!
    I liked this . . and the side excursion then picking back up the walk.   transparency                    “celedined and cotsfooted”  what is it? An English term of something?

     

  • Celedines and cotsfoots are very early spring flowers.

  • {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Terry}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} I can not begin to express to you hoe absolutely wonderful I found this be. It eld me from begnning to end, leading me also on that path you walked. Your words, presence a joy for me and a blessing. Thank you, for being here, for being you and for sharing with us the paths you walk. Margot

  • I seriously doubt you’re considered eccentric because you’re not shy to write in public. I’d think it had more to do with what you say and do in general, apart from your carelessness about public writing.

  • Wow! That was so poetic – so beautiful. I’m glad you didn’t close down the site. And I’m glad to know you write when the mood hits, no matter where. Even in the Room of the Ram. :D

    Happy Valentine’s Day!

  • This was great to read.
    Happy ‘s Day to a very sweet Lord P
    Be Well

  • a Valentine for you, dear sir

    and m’lady 3headed sar’ as well

    such joy to find in syllables

    and telling tales bound-spell

    humor to be sure is quirky

    sometimes meaning ‘t may be murky

    but ah such feastin’ be like turkey

    I’m Givingthanks for havin you

    here in xangaland – though some comments may be rotten

    their stuffin’s nuffin but made of cotton… I’ll take a stand

    don’t lookaway dixie… you’re grand, aye here’s a hand

    and hats off too, for you!

    happy valentine’s day, Terry!

    ~ Doris

  • No! Don’t be sad! Never, ever call yourself a loser. It all goes downhill from there.

  • Well, here’s a Valentine from me to you!  You have flowers there, now?  My daffodils are just beginning to sprout.  My daughter always used to call them “green beans” when she was little!

    I liked this blog, very much.  It is such a view into your world, through your eyes.  The present, and yet flavoured with a bit of the past, as well;  just how we experience the present.

  • Go on and act the mad professor if that’s what it takes to view something you’d like to view !!

  • One who feels the need to express by writing should do so anywhere, anytime…it is not up to other people to judge them, nor should they.

    By the way, you’re too harsh on yourself. You’rea good person with many friends here.

    Don’t let the commercialism of Valentine’s day get you down. I haven’t gotten a Valentine’s card in 6 years and personally I could care less.

  • Oh my goodness, what an absolutely delightful thing to read.  I was right there with you.  I could feel all the nuances of spending time alone in a familiar place observing and rediscovering and writing.  There are so many places and spaces in time I wish I could capture as eloquently as this.  I’m sure I would giggle to hear your “mad professor” explanations of what lives in the “rock-pools” even though I am far from being a child. 

    Is the naming of homes a British thing?  I was on Captiva Island here last week and the homes are named cutesy somewhat creative things like “Pair-a-dice”. 

  • I am going to sub to this site, I’ve missed a lot by not discovering it earlier.  never too late though! 

    I have never had a valentines card, actually it doesn’t exist for me, unless I decide to to get myself a lover,  (a young one  because I’ve already got an old one living with me!!!)14 Feb is the boss’s birthday, (HUBBY) so all gifts and celebrations are his!!  Joking of course about the lover, I wouldn’t have the time, maybe when I retire in a few years time.!

  • Hey thanx 4 the comment n the props!

    wow that was a long post very intrestin

    A$H

    x

  • I never get Valentine Cards anymore and I know I’m not a loser. Love and hugs sent your way!

  • Don’t let the bed bugs bite. Wow, haven’t heard that in awhile. I was raised mainly by my Grandmother, she would pull the cover up to my chin, literally ‘tuck them under my shoulders’ and say that. I miss her.

  • you a loser ?! NEVER!!!!!! I think you are a wonderful man who has a mind that sees things in your own perspective view, you are not afraid to speak!! To be honest i never received a Valentine’s Card either Thank you for your comments again somehow it makes me feel better when i read yours and the others. RYC: I shouldnt take it seriously as i know that would be my own downfall Thank you again Terry!!!

    ps: if only you email me your address, id be glad to send a valentine’s day card to you or any card hehehe

  • Did you mind the shadow walking right behind you? I saw all and felt all with you–a lovely walk, with such hope! I ‘mourn’ Valentines Day, in a way. I have no lover, not for a long time. A ‘roll in the hay’ would certainly cheer me!

  • I only love booze!

    Thirsty work
     
    You cause me many anxious moments
    Especially when you’ve finished
    The last drink, the last sip & last drop.

  • Lord  why do u need a Valentine  when u have an Angel in a flask?  7 per ur comment   as i said early on  “why do my teachers alwayz have to be lirerary critics ?”  where in the universe would i be without u  7 if it makes u feel any better   i too am valentineless  but i buy myself flowers  all year around   & it appears  u are breaking out in ‘natural spirit writings”  nice  thanx magi

  • I am glad you did not close this site. I enjoyed this post very much.

  • Sorry my Valentine wishes are a bit late but they are meant well.  Glad you have kept this site open.  I so very much enjoy your writing Nancy

  • This cross-referencing is confusing Terry.

    I absolutely loved the Lord Pineapple poems from Ingar and Rev. Tobias.  I am always astounded at how you can create these personnas.  They are so very distinct and have beliefs that I believe but that you don’t.  Just astounding!

    I thought your comment was funny about The Sarahs learning their lesson.  I don’t consider myself unreasonable but I am at times too sensitive.  Still, I have to understand that we all have opinions on things including each other’s lives.  And that’s fine. 

  • No guilt for not visiting now, Terry!

  • And I couldn’t carry a notebook about with me, though I love the idea…I need to lie in a hammock to write, or in bed, or somewhere cosy, where I can let go of anxiety, because that’s the only way the flow happens with any coherency…I shall think often on your notebook, though. I did try a pocket pc for a year or so once, trying to write poetry on buses and whatnot, but nothing of anything ever came out of it. Editing en route to wherever is a little easier than the creative first burst.

    Happy belated Cupid day too!

  • So now I am here, again, to comment from your other site!  I hope the pain is easing its grip on you, and the work eases up as well.  It’s difficult to comment away from the site, as I type so slowly that I tend to forget specific comments I wanted to make, and I can’t scroll up to remind myself what they were!  Just –  thanks for the poetry, again. 

  • Terry?
    What is causing you so much pain? Can I be of any help to you? Your writing is splendid!
    Wrapping you in big hugs

  • Aw, I feel for you though!

    A Loyal Reader

  • I really enjoy your writings. I smile when I get to the names of the towns. They sound so mystical yet enchanting. Our towns here in Ohio sound bland by comparison.

    I came here by way of your other site, Lord Pineapple.

  • I believe you have a definite talent for writing and I’m glad you’re maintaining your site here. And I hope you had a pleasant Valentines Day, card or no card.

    Cheers!!

  •  
    Are they worth it?

    When new people move into the village
    I tend to visit them
    Shake their hands
    And tell them that
    The church is always open to them.

    I rarely see them again
    Except in their 4 X 4′s
    On a Sunday morning
    Going off shopping.

    Sometimes I wonder if
    It’s all worth it,
    Worth the time and effect
    Even to be nice to such people.

    But it’s not for me to judge,
    There is one higher than me
    Who will know Himself…

     
    Are they worth it?
    Precious in His sight are the souls of men. ~ I like this. Thanks ~ cure for the work and the pain, I trust is yours, if not cure then relief.

  • Yes, “As Time Goes By” is the British sitcom starring Dame Judi Dench and Geoffrey Palmer. I love many of the Britcoms but that one in particular has to rank as my favourite! I have yet to see “Last Of The Summer Wine” but it sounds intriguing. I’ll have to check it out.

    Thanks for asking! Cheers!!

  • i love your new character on lord pineapple, or maybe i was just a buffoon never to see it before.

    peace

    John

  • I wont comment. I like to read what you write, have just been to Sarahs. About your ‘I was born a fish and will die a worm’. Not all, i was born a lovely baby ,and I will end up a lot of charred bits with a bit of metal that won’t burn for I am being cremated. Cheers marj

  • i used to climb all the trees in the neighborhood when i was a kid.  there were these trees that bore fruits that look very much like cherries.  they’re my favorite to climb.  last time i climbed a tree was in college.  i was in a park with some friends.  i didn’t know it was prohibited.  the guards were all telling me to climb down but i didn’t want to.  and so they got tired and left me alone with my tree. 

    btw, what’s with all the pineapples?

  • Valentine’s Day? Scoff …. I never did view that day as anything special. I mean, if you love someone, or are a romantic person, you neednt that one  out of 365 days a year to show this!

    I liked the series of poems at LordP’s site. Especially the one that made me feel so chilly even though its pretty hot over here …thats pure magic, the power of words alone! And the poem about visiting new people and is it worth it being nice to them ….. aye, I agree. Sometimes I wonder if this camaderie is necessary.

    Ah…the beauty of memories. I like what you have said here …enriching, enlightening , enchanting….. Coincidentally  I have written a poem about memories …not a very good one, but if you like, pls feel free to drop on in ;)

    Take care. Have a good weekend ahead.

  • Thanks for visiting my site. Trust you are well.

  • I beg your pardon. Sincerely do. I have offended and not painted with a brush of love. My grave error. Not His.

  • I’ve always wanted to go to England. Closest I ever got was Spain (Myorca .. when I was in the Navy). I love the pub names, usually the two word names that are contrasting like “The Hound and Hatchet” or “Goose and Turtle” or some such. The pub names you’ve used recently are rather disappointing. This, “The Sun” and the last post, “Berkshire House” seem mundane and generic. Still, I’m sure, however, there are some of the colorful names still about. Perhaps you’ll mention one next post (hint). Always a pleasure to read you, poetry, prose or just crazy blather, never a bore or chore.

  • Thank you kindly for that comment which you left me. That was one of the highest compliments I have gotten I do believe, simply because I respect you very much as a writer… and I to am with you on the fact, that there truly are some amazing poets and writers here on xanga. That statement could not have been more true.

    Hope that you are well… much love to you…

    D.

  • This was a cozy little blog entry.  I’ve never been one to take a notebook with me to record my thoughts, though I’ve been instructed that that’s one way to spark our muse.  I can’t recall the last time I got anything for Valentines Day either.  Guess I’m just not particularly sentimental. 

  • Pineapples rock, Clowne-sama! :P

  • Yes, what about the Pig & Whistle?

  • I would have sent you a card.  I”m a letter writing nut.  Send me your address Sir Pineapple.  :)   I can’t write when people are around because I’m so busy observing them to write about.  LOL

  • There are people who never got a valentine card and they are not losers at all.

    If you write the way you do you will never be a loser.

  • Don’t let the bed bugs bite. Now that is super duper and by the way it is about as old as super duper, actually, much older. Have you ever seen a bed bug?

  • If you disdained Valentines cards, then you’d be a winner. Sour grapes make a potent wine. I believe that writing is like eating. It can be a satisfying and tasty treat, or it can be a ritual that leads to heartburn. Depends on the menu.

  • It’s extremely late, but here’s a Valentine wish for you…may you find the perfect love (companion, sounding board, friend, lover)to suit your needs. No one should be alone. I know you have lots of friends here in the cyber world, and I genuinely hope your real life is just as rich. I guess I’ll have to change my name to “chemo-sabe” now, btw. I’m glad you kept this site open!

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