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Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Info below taken from LittleEgypts site.  We would love to have some of our Xanga friends meet up with us while we are in the United States.  Check out the schedule below.  There will of course be some changes between now and nearer the time.  Terry

 


You might call this a potluck
AND
I'm Bringing the PineApple



This is the schedule so far and, right now, it is subject to some change, meaning we still have some days/dates to work out.  All changes are worked out between Terry  the PineApple and myself.  Suggestions are welcome but the final word stops here.

If you as a Xangan and would like to meet Terry and are close to any of the things we have planned, you are welcome to become a part of his visit. (In general, I am speaking of ... Cincinnati, Chillicothe, Ohio and Rockford, Chicago, Gallena, Illinois. We will be driving through Indianapolis and stopping at an old steel diner for lunch. We have to eat and you may still be on our way. You could meet up with us for a meal just off the driven route.). I have not as yet ordered our tickets for Tecumseh but will be doing so very soon. If you want to pay my paypal account with ticket money for that outdoor drama so we can buy seats together, (all reserved) I will work with you. I am including links to scheduled events.  You have to work with me to be a part of some of them, sitting with us etc. Please email to me, your intents so you are expected. A Pot luck is, more or less, in the works and if you would like to be a part of that, it will be in my sister's home in Rockrord, Illinois. NO SMOKING OR DRINKING is the rule. You will have to email me for information. I will update this as I know more.

The flights Origin Destination Flight Departure Arrival Class GATWICK, LONDON HOPKINS INT, CLEVELAND CO 67
08/31/2005 11:55 AM 08/31/2005 03:20 PM COACH HOPKINS INT, CLEVELAND NTH KENTUCKY, CINCINNATI CO 3793 08/31/2005 05:00 PM
Arrival time Cincinnati ... 08/31/2005 06:09 PM COACH NTH KENTUCKY, CINCINNATI NEWARK LIBERTY INTL, NEW YORK CO 4399 Departure time Cincinnati ... 09/14/2005 02:52 PM 09/14/2005 04:54 PM COACH NEWARK LIBERTY INTL, NEW YORK GATWICK, LONDON CO 28 09/14/2005 08:30 PM Arrives London ... 09/15/2005 08:30 AM COACH


Wednesday August 31, 2005
6:30 PM Greater Cincinnati Airport Pick up Terry http://www.cvgairport.com/ 

The visit with Jim Heald is up in the air and probably not going to happen so (if Jim is available the plans for September 1 will change.)  ...

Food ... where ...
Bob Evans the Kings auto mall area , quick, easy, on the way home, and good food Sleep ... Our house, might be 11 or later before we are home, flight schedules are the pits.

Thursday September 1, 2005 Cincinnati area
1- Loveland Castle, Photos and an all American McDonalds breakfast at a picnic table or maybe Lake Isabella or maybe both. 

2- Riverboat Cruise http://bbriverboats.com/  ... http://bbriverboats.com/public2005.html  Lunch Buffet Cruise Selected Mondays-Saturdays, Noon - 2:00 PM Climb aboard for a 2-hour cruise featuring games, entertainment and a delicious buffet. Buffet includes salad buffet and braised sirloin beef tips, mashed potatoes, hand rolled chicken and vegetable wraps with much more. Adults$26.95 Seniors $25.95Children $14.95(General seating) Adults$30.95 Seniors $29.95Children $18.95 (Preferred seating)
*On this cruise we have the ability to sell tickets that do not include the lunch buffet. There is plenty of seating on the outside decks to watch the river go by and after the meal is served, you are invited to join in the entertainment. This is a great value!! Adults$15.00 Seniors $15.00Children $9.00 (General seating)    

3- Drive the Cincinnati Sites for Photographs ... Terry has seen many museums, our time is limited as well as our pocket books. Americana is what I am striving for as that is what he wants to see. The Diner on Sycamore is closed but we can take photos and, we will dine at an old diner on the drive towards Rockford. Route 40 is peppered with Diners from East to West. Skyscrapers, Riverboats, American Indian lore, old steel diners with Neon lighting is what he and we have in mind.  The list of Indiana diners, CLICK HERE  Maybe you will have some ideas.

Photo Opportunity ...  Cincinnati Art Museum and Taft Museum and Music Hall, Mount Adams and Eden Park, Spring Grove 40 miles of road Cemetery, The Cincinnati Zoo

Quiet evening with a good movie and a snack or one of my great hamburgers.

Friday September 2, 2005 Breakfast on the drive towards ...
1- Adena ... http://www.ohiohistory.org/places/adena/  ... http://www.ohiohistory.org/places/adena/
#hours ADMISSION FREE OHS MEMBERS ADULTS $7.00 STUDENTS $3.00

2- meals

3- Tecumseh ... http://www.tecumsehdrama.com/

MAKING A RESERVATION IS EASY! CHOOSE FROM ONE OF THE FOLLOWING OPTIONS: ON-LINE with VISA, MASTERCARD, DISCOVER, or AMERICAN EXPRESS. CONTACT THE BOX OFFICE after March 1, 2005 at Toll Free (866) 775-0700 or Local (740) 775-0700 THE BOX OFFICE ACCEPTS VISA, MASTERCARD, DISCOVER, or AMERICAN EXPRESS WRITE TO: TECUMSEH! ATTN: RESERVATIONS P.O. BOX 73 CHILLICOTHE, OH 45601-0073 - Please include date of performance, number of adult/child tickets, contact name, address and phone number and payment in full with check or money order. SHOW DATES FOR 2005 June 10 – September 3 Monday – Saturday Performance begins at 8:00 PM FOR RESERVATIONS & INFORMATION CALL: After March 1st Toll Free (866) 775-0700 Local (740) 775-0700

TECUMSEH! TICKET PRICES Monday – Thursday: Adult - $ 16.00, Child (10 & under) - $ 8.00 Friday & Saturday: Adult - $ 18.00, Child (10 & under) - $ 9.00 NOT recommended for children under the age of 6 due to violent content and loud battle scenes. ALL SEATS ARE RESERVED. Advance payment required for ALL performances. All tickets will be held at the box office. REFUNDS or EXCHANGES must be made by 6:00 PM on the BUSINESS day BEFORE your scheduled performance date. BE SURE TO CHECK OUT OUR RAIN POLICY AND CAMERA POLICY! The Sugarloaf Mountain Amphitheatre is a Pet Free facility. The possession or use of alcohol, illegal substances, and/or firearms is prohibited at all times. --- ORDER TICKETS ON-LINE ---


Motel for the night ...

Saturday September 3, 2005 Our drive towards Rockford, Illinois will be long. From Cincinnati straight thru its 8 or more hours. We are farther NE in Chillacothe and so it will be longer. We will be stopping for meals, looking for old Steel Diners and photo opportunities for that Americana feeling. I remember a lot of it, I was raised just up a hill from an old Diner and a favorite thing was to eat there. We will also need some leg stretching. Rockford will be late that night I am sure of it.

Sunday September 4, 2005
An EDIT, MOVING THE TRIP INTO CHICAGO, TO THE 11TH AS, WE HAVE ALL DECIDED WE WILL NEED A DAY OF REST AFTER THE DRIVE TO ROCKFORD AND PREVIOUS OUTTINGS.

Monday, September 5, 2005 ... Not sure what today will bring as we decided to rest on Sunday.  This day may have some planning changes.  We will be thinking about it and edit as necessary.  So far, thinking we need a bit of quiet today so will be staying closer to home, doing some American cooking and some movie watching and a little computing. If the powers that be can see it clear, a potluck at Bunhilda's house for any Xangans who can find their way there. Write to me people ....


Tuesday, September 6, 2005 ... Galena, Illinois ... Terry wants shops so this is the place ... http://galena.com/ http://www.tripadvisor.com/Tourism-g36022-Galena_Illinois-Vacations.html 

Nauvoo ... Not sure we can make this stop but it is a thought http://www.virtualtourist.com/travel/North_America/United_States_of_America/Illinois/Nauvoo-779224/TravelGuide-Nauvoo.html 

Wednesday, September 7, 2005

Thursday, September 8, 2005

Boy oh boy, shoot me someone, I almost forgot this one.  TODAY IS TERRY'S BIRTHDAY SO, THAT MEANS SOME KIND OF SPECIAL DAY.  What should we do to celebrate Terry's birthday.  Actually, I have a few plans but forgot I had them.  Where will this birthday take place?  I am not sure about that one, yet.  I will be working on it  ............... 

Friday, September 9, 2005

Saturday, September 10, 2005

Sunday, September 11, 2005
1- Drive from Rockford to Chicago, meals on the way and while there.

2- Lake Shore Drive and beach for photography. We can only do one beach and if someone is familiar with these that are listed, we want a good view of the great lake and good photography opportunity. I would appreciate a guide dog comment concerning what might be the best place to take Terry to see what we can see of a Great Lake and maybe a food guide as well. Chicago area is a one day thing as we have other plans as well. Money is a consideration. We do have limits but we trying for a really good experience for Terry and ourselves. Help up out, give us the pleasure of your company, contact us.

Chicago Lakefront http://centerstage.net/other/chicago-lakefront.html    Chicago Tel: (312) 742-7673

31st Street Beach Chicago Lakefront Evanston North Beach Evanston South Boulevard Beach Foster Ave. Beach Hollywood-Ardmore Beach Jarvis Beach Montrose Beach Rentals / h2ofun.com Montrose-Wilson Beach Oak Street Beach Ohio Street Beach Osterman Beach


Sears Tower Skydeck http://centerstage.net/recreation/sears-tower.html  tickets ... Pricing is $11.95 for adults (12-64); $9.95 for seniors 65+; $8.50 for kids between 3 and 11; and free for the really little tykes.
233 S. Wacker, Chicago Tel: (312) 875-9696


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Monday, September 12, 2005 Leaving Chicago area today and headed back home towards Cincinnati. Terry flies out in 2 days.

Tuesday, September 13, 2005 Rest, relax, talk, watch some movies. I know we will be tired but think we will be filled up with some good times. A meal out today, where?

Wednesday, September 14, 2005 ... Terry flies out of Cincinnati Airport 09/14/2005 02:52 PM  back to England



This Xangan PearlBamboo would like to see this Xangan SoonAQuitter meet Terry but donations are needed to pay for necessities.  If you would like to help the meeting, please visit PearlBamboo site.

Terry's book "Bubble and Squeak", CLICK HERE.  A lovely little book put together by another Xangan, The Queen Of Swords.  NO MESSING AROUND, CLICK HERE for the purchase page.  Seventy plus pages of some of the most unusually insightful poetry by Xanga's own LordPineapple.

Regards to all,

LittleEgypt aka Becca


Saturday, May 28, 2005

Sorry, more misery! When I was 13 I was sitting opposite my (non-smoking) coal-mining uncle. He was 43 and off sick with short breath. He used to have to go and lie on the settee after going to their outside toilet.

Once he was talking to me, my auntie was in the kitchen, my cousins, (I expect) were out playing, they were younger than me.

"I-am-alright-Terry" he gasped "it's-just-"

I waited for him to finish his sentence, but he never would. His death at that moment had a deep lasting shock on me, I remember his last words to this day.

Well, he died I guess of emphysema, and hey, guess what I could well have!

I am off sick because I can't get my breath, and there's nothing wrong with my heart and I do not have diabetes...

Of course there is treatment today (but no cure) sure I never smoked, but nor did my uncle. My father always smoked in front of me and used to say "you are not a man if you don't smoke" it was defience to an uncaring father that made sure I wouldn't smoke.

But it looks as if I might have emphysema, it won't stop me visiting the States, like hell it will!

Will answer as always from my lordpineapple site, open the champagne all you who hate me!

 

Anyway cheered myself up by ruffling feathers on the dailyhaiku site, showing them what a REAL haiku looks like! Thanks soonaquitter

The next entry, the daily haiku has gone back to morans who knows not the fuck what they are writing about. So sorry Laurie, but I am soon a quitting that site of doggeral


Tuesday, May 24, 2005

The whole of my life I have tried to understand people, tried to be kind to them, understanding towards them, but each time I fail.

I am seriously thinking of forgetting Xanga and even America, for I do not deserve such generiousity. I have tried, yes I have tried to understand, to be nice, to know their feelings, but it has not worked, it has never worked for me.

I wish someone will kill me, clearly I am not a man worthy of life, I try so hard to love, but at the end of the day I know it's me, born without the ability ever to love. If you are born without empathy then you will never be worthy of life. Hitler had the right idea putting people like me to death, for we will never be a part of life.

Only a burden on the normal.

 

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Saturday, May 21, 2005

The story of my life.

To Becca and many others, with gratitude.

I was born without morals
Without empathy
Without love,
So it is amazing in a way
That hardly anyone suffered because of me.

I had my shameful moments
All before the age of about 17,
But I was not really evil.

I have never molested a child.
Never forced a woman to have sex with me,
Never had sexual relations with a man,
Yet I was born without morals,
Without empathy.

It's true that I had good points,
I could not blatently lie
That meant I had to make up new lives for me,
I needed to act,
To be a clown,
To write fiction
And write under various personæ.

It is what people who cannot lie do best.

Sadly I have an arrogance,
I am a terrible name-dropper,
Yet all the none-poets I met
I only met through my job,
And the only Americans
Were poets,
Like Anne Stevenson
The first person to help
Me to start to get published.

But I shamelessy name-drop
Without saying that some of whom I met
(Like John Cleese
Who thought me an insufferible little prig!)

For I was born without morals
Without empathy
Without love.

So why do certain things like the death of someone,
The cruelity to a child,
Wars, poverty and so on
Disgust me so?

To be honest
There is only one reason
I have never hurt, never killed,
Gratitude.

Grateful to people for loving me,
Every man woman or child
Who have made a kind remark to me
Every smile they gave me
And every laugh.

They should have killed me at birth
People said that,
Me included,
It could have been true
If I was not grateful
To wonderful kind people like you.


---
The Clowne From Clown.


Monday, May 02, 2005

Many Oxford Photos at http://lovindale.blogspot.com/

Please leave comments at LordPineapple's blog, as I have not the time or health to keep three blogs going at present

 

 



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